Me: Is it okay if I run in my North Face or will I get too hot?
P: It’s fine. Just take it off if you get too sweaty.
Me: But I don’t want to sweat in my North Face!
P: What? But that’s the whole point.
Me: No, the whole point is to look like the kind of person who sweats in a North Face.
Me: No, the whole point is to look like the kind of person who sweats in a North Face.