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Niece: What’s a dutchie?Me: Something that must be passed on the left-hand side.Niece: Huh?Me: Something that must be passed on the left-hand side.Niece: *Comes back … Read more

Z: What are you listening to? Me: The Weeknd. Z: Aren’t you too old to be listening to The Weeknd? Me: You know The Weeknd!? … Read more

Me: Is it okay if I run in my North Face or will I get too hot? P: It’s fine. Just take it off if … Read more

Me: Is 12.30pm too early? We could meet at Canary Wharf, have lunch at Carluccio’s and then walk over to West India Quay for a … Read more

Little sister: I feel all grown up and responsible. I record delivered that letter. Me: Lol. You can call yourself grown up and responsible the … Read more